Breaking News...


Breaking news from South Surrey..
armed bandit found in bushes targeting fathers, mothers, a dog and chickens...


Fist pumping action, faster than this reporter has ever seen, the bandits lethal 40 foot jet spray fully loaded viper takes the innocent down before they can run.
We haven't been able to catch her yet..


..but believe this to be her.
Cleverly disguised behind a fake vanilla bean moustache, we were momentarily fooled.
The soggy trail of footprints and bold yet nonchalant use of the middle finger, tipped us off.
But she was gone.


Her accomplices, all believed to be fairytale princesses, can be found topless in the pool.
They aren't saying a thing.


In other news...
Johnny Drama dropped her first egg today after a feverish broody week. 
To replenish her vitamin levels, she is eating every blueberry she can find on the Missing Goat farm.
 What do our viewers all want to know...
will the eggs become blue.

11 comments:

Carol Dekle said...

Very cute! Up to date news reporting; and yes I would like to know if the eggs will be blue!

Carol Dekle said...

Very cute! Up to date news reporting; and yes I would like to know if the eggs will be blue!

The Blue Farmhouse said...

That armed bait is sooooo darn cute!

Jodie (aka mummaducka) said...

tee hee, the eggs will be blue if she eats so many she becomes a bit loose and they get blue poo on them. My eggs sometimes go purple in mulberry season. the chookies just cannot get enough of them. purple/blue poos everywhere.

Razmataz said...

She's really too cute....love the middle finger and the vanilla bean. Have fun, enjoy the sun...

Robin Larkspur said...

Hilarious post! I especially loved the "bold but nonchalant" use of middle finger!!! Your girl is quite the warrior> Blue eggs? Inquiring minds want to know!!

Kari from Meadowview Farm said...

Thanks for the much needed chuckle!
Kari

Lee said...

How sweet was that post! And I loved the topless Barbies so modern of them. Hee hee.
Lisa

julieann said...

You crack me up.. I wish I lived next door we could get into so much good trouble together. Id watch the finger flipping bandit any day!!

Courty Biggs said...

I came across your blog on google search. I am really enjoying myself on your blog! This post was adorable! I read your little bio thing and that is kind of what I want to do with my future! Have an organic garden and live in a with house with some property surrounding it. I love your blog of what I have read so far! :) I'm glad I came across it. And you now have a new follower on your blog :)

~Courtney from Barefoot In Blue Jeans.

Vintage Home said...

Killing myself laughing!...so much fun!